Cryptonite
“Cryptonite” is a song about the good and bad sides of NFTs. This protest song also talks about global warming, hash algorithms and spending spree. Everything from the point of of a NFT collector who just can’t get enough.
Eeach line of these lyrics is intentional, and there are tons of puns hidden. For example, “cloud” does not only stand for “head in cloud” but, also for the data storage. The word “hash” is used in cryptography and chopping things, both.
Who is gonna copycat me?
Who is gonna steal my work?
Blockchain unbound unbroken
I prefer non-fungible tokens
Increase the prices to the absurd
I’m an individualist
Not some kind of minimalist
Hard disk modern art museum
I buy stuff with Ethereum
At least I don’t clutter things that rot
Collectables, my cryptonite
Injectable dynamite
It’s all about prestige
Setting my own niche
Collectables, my sweet delight
Who is gonna burn my house down?
Who is gonna balk my crown?
Head and data in the cloud
There are pockets in my shroud
Don’t disturb my privacy!
I don’t care about global warming!
I don’t care about dying fish!
Crypto mining graph processors
I’m richer than my ancestors
Let this be your final warning
Collectables, my cryptonite
Injectable dynamite
It’s all about prestige
Setting my own niche
Collectables, my sweet delight
Hash my artwork!
Hash my assets!
Hash my business!
Hash me! Hash me!
Hash me!
Collectables, my cryptonite
Injectable dynamite
It’s all about prestige
Setting my own niche
Collectables, my sweet delight
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